Lines From Dating Profiles • Dec 16, 2007
If you have put any effort at all into online dating, I’m sure that you’ve read plenty about how to write online profiles, and how NOT to write them. Knowing the basics about that is a good thing, of course, and I’ve written my fair share on the subject.
The truth is that there is a wealth of information our there and help is readily available when it comes to creating terrific, effective online profiles. Yet, you can somehow always count on finding plenty of particularly entertaining material like what follows when browsing profile narratives.
All of these are lifted from actual profiles. Enjoy!
“I’m a walking, talking dichotomy. I hope you’re the same.”
After all, opposites attract, right?
“I need a man who can full feel my fantasies.”
I distinctly remember an email I wrote to this one entitled, “Feeling Full”. I don’t remember a response. Haha.
